Edgar Balthazar: Cats inherit first! Now, this isno time for fun and games. 4:39. Duchess: Oh, I'm delightedto meet you, Monsieur Scat Cat. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. I just want to say now if any of you people who are watching this: if you're having sex with your family I don't condone it. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. We know if you would let us perform it for you you would want to sign us." He says, "What do you do?" It says here. You just hide over there and youleave the rest to J. Thomas O'Malley. Ooh! Mark Elliott: "Aladdin 3: The King of Thieves"! WebThe aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Toulouse: Yeah. Woody: [Walks to an alien and picks it up] Hello. And it's gonna stop for passengersrighthere. Nice doggy! (2x). All aboard! One squeakywheelon the front, it sounds like. Gottfried told the joke to recover after losing the crowd and eliciting booing and hissing with a joke about the 9/11 terrorist attacks, which had occurred just 18 days prior. Duchess: Now, now, my darling. Girls. Roquefort: Mm. Comics Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette are in the fall-over-laughing camp. Abigail: So first, you must gainself-confidenceby striking outon your own. Edgar Balthazar:You came back? Short no. Shall we keep himin the family? You eitherare or you're not. Toulouse: I'll show him. [gasps] Not me! I'm the leader! Your father is trapped within their world. Marie: Mama,l guess I had a nightmareand fell out of bed. Duchess: Another flight intothe fantasy, Monsieur O'Malley? Georges Hautecourt: [ Laughing ]Come on, Edgar. Mark Elliott: Introducing Pixar and "Disney's Animated Storybook: Toy Story" on CD-ROM. Milkman:Sapristi! All Rights reserved. Champagne,dancing the night away. His chin isvery weak too. Penn Jillette: What do you call an act like that? Title of infamous joke without a punchline. Doug Stanhope: With this bleeding anus splattering on the crowd. [offscreen] Now stop beatin'your gums and sound the attack! The cat cowers against the wall, shaking in fear. Duchess:No, no, no, I like it. I'm the only cat of my kind. O'Malley: How tough! Now, you want to grow up to be lovely,charming ladies and gentlemen. Come on, guys. Napoleon: And whoever it isis gonna get it and get it good. A very enthusiastic--. Buzz Lightyear: [Closes his wrist communicator] This is no time to panic. Lafayette: Oh, shucks, Napoleon. O'Malley: [Singing]I only got myselfand this big old worldBut I sipthat cup of lifeWith my fingers curledI don't worrywhat road to takeI don't have tothink of that Whatever I takeis the road I makeIt's the road of lifemake no mistakeFor me! Release date Toulouse: Get her, Berlioz! Nice goin; Toulouse. Thomas is, a dear friend of ours. "Slip of the hand, dreamland.". All aboard for Paris! Georges Hautecourt: [voice] To your cats? [to Roquefort] Strike one. Then, presto! Georges Hautecourt:[Chuckles] Of course. This joke was met with boos and jeers of "too soon." Get out! I mean and waiting waiting for the death penalty! Marie: Oh! Next Use your karate chop action! As with any other aristocrats video, this one also contains incredibly nasty profanity. This article is about the offensive joke known as "The Aristocrats". Now, come on. In that sense, its the ideal joke for a comedy documentary. Elevators arefor old people. [Humming"Rock-A-Bye-Baby"]Oops! Berlioz: I'll bet it's morethan a thousand. Oh, what a horrible,horrible human! O'Malley: [Gasping] Help? Uncle Waldo: [Screaming]Abigail! WhyEdgar? Which I know is kind of an understatement, because youre saying, If you have any sense of human decency, just say, Why didnt the talent agent just stop them in the beginning? We want to hear it. O'Malley runs and Edgar chases him. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. The Aristocrats Joke Script. When they're seenupon an airing. I had the most horribledream about them. Toulouse: Why didn't I answer? Marie: Oh noI wouldn'ttake up much room. Oh, dear,what a terrible night. The cast (in order of appearance) opening song vocals maurice chevalier madame adelaide bonfamille. It's a motorcycle. Portions of this script are copyrighted by walt disney company and are used without permission. This little guy's on the level. He tears himself free and forces the door open and falls over backwards. He had one of the most iconic voices in hollywood, most. You remember him,of course. Mac:[offscreen]Yup, and she goesall the way to Timbuktu. Napoleon: You can just be replaced,you know. Oh, oh--Oh, Uncle Waldo,you're just too much. It's awful and some blood starts dripping down her leg. [We cut to Scud running to the camera barking, and Woody shrieks as the camera zooms in on his butt]. Well if a guy is fist f***ing his daughter, who's young, and her a**hole is pretty small, and this is a grown man with a big hand. The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time Amelia: And don't worry about form, sir. Abigail: Oh, indeed, yes, sis. You are a great talent. O'Malley:Boy, your eyesare like sapphires. Hugh hefner, gilbert gottfried and the filthiest joke ever toldfrom 2005 the documentary 'the aristocrats' directed by paul provenza, penn jillette In addition to detailing the history of the joke,. Ready, everyone? Amelia: Yes, that's a question. [6] It came to wider public attention when it was told by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner. Let's move, move, move! O'Malley:[offscreen]All right. Sam:[offscreen]Well, Mac, this must be the trunk, eh? Duchess:[ Laughing ]They could hardly keep their eyes open. It's like Curly in the Stooges. Live all the adventure of the movie and more. Will. Scat Cat: [ Trumpet Blaring ][ Laughing ]Well, looky here. Then he rips off her underwear and he takes some of her pubes with it. Roquefort: I've got to find him. Sounds like Scat Cat andhis gang have dropped by. If I picked a day to fly, oh, this would be it. You know Edgaris so fond of all of usand takesvery good care of us. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: I've asked you to come hereona very importantlegal matter. WebPolice have not yet found the missing baby of runaway aristocrat Constance Marten and her rapist lover Mark Gordon - and have applied for 36 hours more to quiz them.. [Laughing]I've some news straightfrom the horse's mouth,if you'll pardonthe expression, of course. [Grunting]Lafayette. Quick, kittens! Very poetic. Duchess:Oh, thank you so muchfor offering us your home. He eats stuff off her face. I've had all the help I can take. Uncle Waldo: Why,I say there, now. Step on the gas, Napoleon! You knowthe kids are bushed. Frogs: [singing] There's so much to say, but we have all day. Hurry, hurry! Jon Ross: Lemme tell you, when my seven year old daughter is giving my eleven year old son a blow job, it's priceless. It received publicity when it was used by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner in September 2001. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_144090, https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_quotes_144090. [after Wendy Liebman describes a normal family act]. Duchess! Gee! [onscreen]Tell him O'Malley sent youand you won't have a bit of trouble. It was my favorite role. Amelia! Duchess: Now, now, Thomas. "I just want to end by saying education and family values are very important," the comedian said. No, it's less than that. ln trouble! Mark Elliott: The third and final chapter of the emotional trilogy. Berlioz: Oh, boy! Groove it, cat! He could be a longshoreman. Uncle Waldo: Girls, it's outrageous! Edgar Balthazar: Great. That is not kind of you. I've only got one. [Chuckling, Sniffing] So, what is that appetizing smell? Where are you? Amelia: No! Oh, thank goodness. Mark Elliott: "Aladdin" showed you an entire new world. Duchess: [offscreen] It's time to practiceyour scales and your arpeggios. To which pets do the otherstip their hats? Amelia: It's scandalous. Napoleon:I got a feelin' this caseis gonna bust wide open. [Everyone in the Hundred Acre Wood cheers for Pooh while they sit around a table] Carefully restored to it's original brilliance. Move! And that was my vacation. Elizabeth blair explores the dark world of comedy. And, uh, let's see. It's a totally different show. O'Malley:[offscreen]Look, I'mgonna need help right away. They're in the trunk! After the punchline, Kyle says he doesn't get the joke, to which Cartman responds, "Neither do I.". But right now it's time we concerned ourselveswith self-improvement. Back off, girls. Abigail: You really did quite wellfor a beginner. Oh, are you all right? YeahAbraham de LacyGiuseppe CaseyThomas O'MalleyO'Malleythe alley catThat's rightAnd I'm very proud of that (Spoken)Yeah! [ Laughing ]That always makes melaugh, sir. (outloud)Of course you can. The alley cats attack Edgar], [Roquefort spins the lock and it opens. I've heard the "joke." Duchess, it's wonderfulto have you all back. Duchess: Oh, I'm so sorry, but,well, we just couldn't. You've just rescued Thomas, right? Abigail: Gracious me. Suchan exciting day. [Screen fades to black and the movie starts], Singer: Which pets' addressis the finest in Paris? Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Oh, it's no use, Edgar. Duchess:Very good, darling. Amelia: Now, ah, listen to our idea, you stand here, dear. Huh. Mark Elliott: With it's all-new 37th animated motion picture! O'Malley: All right, step lively! Frou-Frou: [ Chuckles ]You're quite welcome, young man. Now, Marie's the caboose. An amazing three-dimensional adventure. Mr. O'Malley knows a placewhere we can stay tonight, and tomorrow we can all go home. Bye. O'Malley: Well, now, uh--What I meant-- You see, l--. They're old buddiesand they're real swingers. Answer me please. Now that leavesMr. O'Malley. [Birds Chirping,Rooster Crowing ln Distance], O'Malley: (offscreen) I like a chee-chee-chee-chee-ronyLike they make at homeOr a healthy fishwith a big back boneI'm (appears) Abraham de LacyGiuseppe CaseyThomas O'MalleyO'Malleythe alley catI've gotthat wander lustGotta walk the sceneGotta kick uphighway dustFeel the grassthat's greenGotta strutthem city streetsShowin' off my eclatYeahTellin'my friendsof the social eliteOr some cute catI happen to meetThat I'mAbraham de LacyGiuseppe CaseyThomas O'MalleyO'Malley the alley cat. One joke prevails over all others, however: The Aristocrats, a joke comedians keep back to tell each other (or themselves, as a warm-up act). But, anyway, he says, "What is it called?" We have guys f***ing and sucking, blowing armadillos, diddling like an 11-year old cheerleader. And that! O'Malley:Well, now, wait a minute. O'Malley: Well, some humansare like that, Duchess. Fine. Sounds like a gangof swinging hep cats. Napoleon: Wha-Wha--What's goin' on? All of them dollars. [offscreen]Huh, and those kids. (The gargoyles burst their heads out from three sides of a window). The Aristocrats. Buzz Lightyear: [Fires his laser, but it only flashes at the mutant toys] I've set my laser from "stun" to "murder". Lafayette:Oh, but Napoleon, we done bitsix tires today. In its most-basic form, a family goes to see a talent agent, performs their actwhich is comprised of disgusting depravityand once they finish, Ow! Duchess: Oh, Thomas! Georges Hautecourt: Ah, still the softest handsin all of Paris, eh? Oh, dear! [Offscreen]Good riddance. I've got to do something quick! Edgar Balthazar: [ Shoes Squeaking ]Frou-Frou, tonight "Operation Catnapper"will be completed. Waving a scythe, Edgar chases O'Malley up a ladder. (Laughter) That joke's been "around." [ Stammering ]D-D-Don't rush me. Guard #1: (Tries to get back up, but Achilles sits on him) Woah! Pat Cooper: My grandmother, on the stage, has an abortion! [2] When told to audiences who know the punch line, the joke's humor depends on the described outrageousness of the family act.[3][4]. The 2005 film The Aristocrats documented the history of the joke, which was so filthy that comedians traditionally told it backstage at clubs rather than in the spotlight. [Quasimodo splashes water on his face as the screen brightens]. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty,kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! This joke may contain profanity. Oh, gracious! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Come along, Duchess. And don't worry. [Presses the button on Buzz's back that causes him to karate chop and pushes Buzz while rapidly pressing the button]. What do you think? I hit her with an ax handle, burn her c*nt with a curling iron, put a fish hook through my cock, f*** her, kill her, and take a sh*t on her dead body! Georges Hautecourt: Adelaide, that,that music. I've never seen you three here before. Don't worry. My own penthouse pad. And whatmight your name be? There's incest. O'Malley needs help! Uncle Waldo: Oh, righto, girls. A little lowerand faster there, buddy. Oh, that must be him! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Thank you. Isn't she, Duchess? [offscreen]Any womanwould like it. [ Grunting ]Hey! Remember when I took you to Sea World? Roquefort: [Whispering]So he's the cat-napper! Georges Hautecourt: Adelaide, my, my dear. More details are available in the progress report. He had one of the most iconic voices in hollywood, most. Beda Tre. Duchess: Perhaps! [The baby bird flies out of Quasimodo's hand and he starts to frown as he watches its freedom. Duchess: Oh, and I'mso very glad we didthis morning. Mark Elliott: Coming to video. You know it was the night of your grand premierethat we first met, remember? The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time Dig thesefancy wigwams. [Tearing]Oh drat! Kyle?! 2023. Roquefort: Oh, thank you. I know, i know, i still need to get the cast names in there and i'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any. Roquefort:H-How about--O' Grady? Abigail,Amelia & Uncle Waldo: [ Laughing ]. Uh-oh. Duchess:Oh! Very good. And just as he gave life to "Cinderella" and "Pinocchio". Berlioz:Hooray, we're home! Choo-choo-choo-choo,choo-choo-choo-choo. Mark Elliott: The "Toy Story: Animated Storybook" and "Toy Story: The Video Game", from Disney Interactive! You're justher house pets. Aristocats are never found in alley Let them in! Duchess:[offscreen]His name is O'Malley. Well. Oh, no! A family walks in to Stocks and bonds? And the talent agent says, What do you call yourselves? And the father sticks his chest out and goes, The Aristocrats. [offscreen]You believe me,don't you? You should pronounce my name correctly. "Stuffed with chestnuts"? You don't know the way! There are descriptions of foreskin and Popeye-like forearms. [ Sighing ], Lafayette: Well, shootfire, man. Waldo's our uncle. That'll be turning it on. Not bad,eh, Frou-Frou old girl? Amelia: Uncle Waldo. O'Malley: Three? As the butler pushes the trunk toward the door, O'Malley pushes from the other side. Edgar Balthazar: Oh, please, sir, justhold on! The father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper and starts sucking his cock, right? Coming soon to video! If we're going to Paris ourselves, why don't youjoin us? O'Malley: Well, uh, you seeI-l'm not exactlyher husband. In that sense, its the ideal joke for a comedy documentary. Thieves: [singing] Scheming up a scam, out on a limb. Duchess:Berlioz, come back here. Which pets are blessed withthe fairest forms and faces? IT'S JUST, "HERE WE GO, FOLKS." Lafayette: Oh, cricket bugsdon't wear shoes, man. Go get him! Now, run along downstairs. ', Earlier in the clip, Gottfried joked that he first heard the joke told by wholesome Fifties crooner Pat Boone. Kittens? And then my daughter comes on stage. Berlioz:We were just practicingbiting and clawing. Watch your mouth. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Now, my pets,a little closer together. Ho, ho, ho! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Now don't move. O'Malley: No, no. Beloved comedian gilbert gottfried, who died tuesday, was as well known for his edgy and. Duchess? [offscreen]Duchess and the kittensare in trouble! In the South Park version, Cartman tells the other boys the joke his grandfather told him while at the school bus stop. Hugo: Way to go, lover boy! Web Aristocrats couldnt be done now, Saget reflected in 2018, adding that when he did the performance he had only heard the joke twice. Judy Gold: People can get up on stage if they want to, you know, finger my niece or touch my nephew's penis. But it is notquite Shakespeare. She's a real sexy nine-year-old. This is not a joke, this would go on TV. The Aristocrats Joke!!! Edgar throws the pitchfork at him, hitting him against the wall. [ Laughing ]. Napoleon: Ow, that's me! Look out for Edgar! You never miss. Ooh. Shun Gon: Oh, boy, fellas! The kid starts spinning around in a circle cause he can't control it. Oh. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother's vagina, while the daughter's piss rains down on all of them. He's nothing but a cad. I was asleep a winkall day. Oh, sorry, my dear. Uhoh, yes. O'Malley: Show you the way? WebThis 19th-century aristocrat was a spoiled rich boy who never grew up and a man who would often take delight in other peoples misfortune. Thank goodness you're safe! Duchess: [Laughs]"Old picklepuss who"? It slides out of the stable as a truck pulls up]. That's good. Lafayette: Well, where'smy beddie-bye basket!? Amelia: Sir. Cheer up. They're the one's who rescued you from drowning. Edgar, old chap, get used tothe finer things of life. Esmeralda: Well, you're not hurt, are you? Edgar Balthazar: The police say it wasa professional, masterful job. Everything is going to be all right. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. WebIts an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Criminiddly! Old picklepuss Edgar! Bruce Vilanch: I am catching the ping-pong balls and I'm catching them in my ass. They'll be gone. In all our days,in tender ways,her love for uswas shown. Roquefort:B-But honest, guys! [ Chuckling ]. Andy Dick: I come out, dressed as Hitler in crotchless panties. You take this position. Duchess:Oh, no, no. sporkythespaz. Frou-Frou grabs Edgar by the jacket. Genie Chorus: [singing] There's a festival in Agrabah! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:You know, Georges, if Edgarhad only known about the will,I'm sure he neverwould have left. Aristocrats no longer exist, or at least theyre not called aristocrats. and to most people, weird sex orgies arent associated with the ruling class. Roquefort: [Sniffiing]Mm! They get the baby halfway in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, and the son takes the mother's shit out of his mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone while the father sticks his cock in the baby's asshole and fucks it while it's still inside the mother, until he cums all over the baby, the wife, the son and the daughter. Startmentioning name, rodent. Le Petit Caf Chef: Sacrebleu! Darlings,now you just stay here,and I'll go and I'lllook for Toulouse. It looks like a serated sea snake. Berlioz:[offscreen]Aw, shut up, Toulouse. WebTHE JOKE LEADS ME DOWN ONE PATH, AND THEN IT SWITCHES THE PATH ON ME SUDDENLY, AND IT HITS ME WITH A HAMMER. [ Sighing ]Gee, I'm gonna miss them too. [Screen flashes on the last note of the music, but the white screen fades to the title in front of a black background]. I can walk into NBC tomorrow and say I have a dysfunctional family idea. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet, caring father on full house and the lovably dorky host of americas funniest home. Berlioz: Hey, do you really havea magic carpet, Monsieur O'Malleysir? Mark Elliott: Outside was a world he had only dreamed about. Duchess: Oh, thank goodness. [The camera zooms into the theater screen as the screen fades to black]. And poor Madamedidn't sleep a wink either. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: You're a shamelessflatterer, Georges. And other poems by Maya Angelou. [sings] A guy so swell. Because the objective of the joke is its transgressive content, it is most often told privately,[5] such as by comedians to other comedians. But I was so surethat I heard them. O'Malley jumps into the trunk]. The aristocrats is a terminal movie. Gilbert Gottfried: He could have an arm like Popeye, Carrot Top: So a guy goes into a, uh, into a talent agent and he says, "Hey, dude, check it out, I got a great act!" Come here, my darlings. The horse blocks the road. The zygote goes through a process of becoming an. I'm tryin'to get to shore. Frou-Frou pulls on a rope and the hook lifts Edgar up into the air. Duchess: Marie, darling. Duchess: [Laughing]Bravo! Georges Hautecourt: Wha--? Woody: Alright. What a classyneighborhood. My umbrella! Doug Stanhope: [in front of his infant child] and I push it into her unwilling anus. Charge! Come on. She plays Chopin's third movement, in B minor. Maybe it would come out right now as an [onscreen]Down underneath here. Stop! Abigail: Oh, dear! This is the second theatrical appearance of South Park. Hey, there it goes! Bakin' Bacon with Macon WebThe Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. The father bends the kid over the guy's desk and starts taking him from behind, which isn't right. Duchess: Especially whenhe's marinated! The 100 Best Albums of 2022, But thats a whole other story, he deadpanned. Rita Rudner: Where did these people find employment? Shun Gon: Shanghai, Hong Kong, egg foo young[ Laughing ]Fortune cookiealways wrongThat a hot one! Berlioz? Right? [After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, we fade to a black background]. When you lift something it better be a cock. O'Malley: Look, baby, it's late, okay? Born in April of 1811, he was the Something smells awfully good. They perform sexual acts on each other that are so depraved anyone with a sense of human decency would call them unspeakable. And for their ta-da, they tell the agent their act is called, The Aristocrats. In the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but then, he said, the punchline didnt work as well cause there was really no contrast., Gottfrieds version of the joke was one of the filthiest in the movie, topped only by Saget because people still pictured him at the time as the family man from Full House. [After the green FBI warnings, the Walt Disney Pictures logo appears, but silent clips of Disney movies and some of the Disneyland presentations are shown]. [ Singing ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de-ay[Humming]. Berlioz: Andyou said we're gonnaride on your magic carpet. The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. Birds of a feathermust [ Hic ] together. And saying, "This is totally wrong! He bit my finger! So they're all f***ing each other right. [offscreen]I've learned to live with 'em. 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